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THEN WHY ARE YOU THE FUCKING MOD OF THE SITE IF YOU CAN´T DO SHIT??? IS IT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY??? THE FACT THAT FURRIES LIKE YOUR PORN ART??? NO???

Seriously, Furaffinity. Why is this guy still mod of this fucking site?


starlords:

"Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of, you could walk around it in an hour. But still, it was - it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit, and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They’d come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island, hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait, and the rats would come for the coconut, and *plink, plink, plink, plink, plink* they would fall into the trap. And after a month, you’ve trapped all the rats. But what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry, and one by one *nibbling sounds* they start eating each other. Until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them, and release them into the trees. But now, they don’t eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors, this is what she made us."

favourite movie monologues - Javier Bardem in Skyfall (2012)

redloftwingfeathers:

after getting into an argument with your friend
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lyssafreyguy:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ don’t

stop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ me

cause iiii’m

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ havin a gooD TIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ HAVIN A GOOD TIIIIIIIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


ohmonah:

"now the fool seeks to return to the past and—"

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

preheatedmemory:

Oh god I’m the gay cousin


keanutheowl:

 

lukehadtobail:

"there is nothing wrong with our school system"

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today